Sunday, June 20, 2010


Q: What was the golf club's favorite drink?

A: Tea (Tee)

Monday, June 7, 2010


Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school?

A: Hissstory.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Root Beer

Q: What did the golfer name his son?

A: Chip

Thursday, June 3, 2010


Q: What does one icicle say to the other icicle before leaving?

A: Bye-cicle (bicicle)


Q: What kind of bands play snappy music?

A: A rubber band.


Q: Why did the train like gum?

A: It was a chew chew train.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Root Beer

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A: Sue.